Wednesday, July 27

'Whole Fishin'....Ladies Style': "Size matters"

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We’re still working flies, girls. The way your fly tracks on any body of water is not only important in catching a fish, but also in the size of the little devil.

OK, ladies, this tidbit is not for opposing spouses.

How deep your fly “works” the water and their depths are directly related to the third cousin of your aunt’s second husband’s brother in Walsenburg.

The deeper it goes, the bigger the fish.

Each time you peg your fly out there, watch it and ask yourself if it's having fun in the water.  Is it leaning to one side or another or maybe it just looks, eh, you know....ugly.

If the answer is yes to either case,  pinch your fly “between thumb and forefinger.” 

Now, without regard to the pain and suffering you’re about to cause; cut, shave or burn the hairy junk off its belly and that collar thing.  How's that for ladies speak?

Peg it out there again.  See the difference?

A tip to the fly:

Tying flies should be a concentrated plunge into finger painting and the misuse of scissors.  You cannot tie a bad fly.

A teeny tiny fly is pretty, but those big dog nasty ones… wait for it…… wait……catch big fish!

Whiner One: “She won’t let me go fishing”

Whiner Two: "He won’t let me go fishing"

Carpe Diem ladies and stay to the light. "

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